Thursday, October 29, 2009

Cow

How come a cow 
Never says "ow!" 
Whenever milking to do? 
It doesn't say ow 
For it pleases the cow, 
So instead , the cow says, "moo!"

Monday, August 31, 2009

The Kitten

They all looked around to see the new kitten-and gasped. Lurking at the back of the classroom was the largest stripy kitten they have ever seen. He didn't look very pleased to be there.
Suddenly the new kitten spit balled every kid in the class and blamed it on me. My teacher screamed at me to go to the principals office right now. I was so angry but the principal screamed twice as loud. I cried. The principal settled down and gave me a hanky.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hot Orange Hot Lemon


For our science experiment we had to peel the skin off the orange and the lemon and then we carefully had to sqeeze the peel near the candle flame and some sparks came out cool.